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All "British Arctic Territory" flags are hoaxes, developed by Clay Moss et al. on April Fools' Days
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The biggest piece of news to pass along from the BAT, is one word.
INDEPENDENCE.
I would have to go back and look, but I think I may have
alluded to it during BAT Day 28. In our mock government class at school, we
"pretend" like the BAT is a legitimate entity, as we practice running the
territory's government. As an elective class, that's the serious,
academic/learning side of the BAT that our kids take very seriously. What if
we actually were a territory?
In the late winter/early spring last year,
there was a compelling question raised by one of our young ladies. The
question she asked...Was the BAT ever going to consider independence from the
UK? It took us all by surprise, but as the discussion developed, it became
apparent that it was an issue we needed to consider. After all, the United
Kingdom as a nation, has changed drastically from where it was in 1995, when
the BAT, via "the hoax", was made up. As the government of the BAT has been
made of inordinately traditional, and conservative students, they have
perceived the BAT as philosophically drifting apart from the UK.
So,
the decision has been made to investigate the value of declaring independence
from the UK, and from that point forward, considering the BAT to be a mock
sovereign nation.
image
by Clay Moss, 1 April 2024
Entirely student lead, there have already been three
academic initiatives put into place, in order to study the options that the
BAT might have. The BAT does not have a deadline regarding any of this
decision-making, but did go ahead and make the decision to add another flag
to our collection of territorial flags, and ensigns, reflecting that
potential independence is "on the table" as it were.
At this juncture,
all vexillological representations of the BAT that transpire away from the
actual territory will be manifest through the current existing array of
flags, and ensigns that represent the British Arctic Territory. However,
within the territory itself, our new, attached independence flag will fly at
the discretion of the citizenry. As you can see, the simple 1:2 horizontal
tri-bar is composed of BAT's traditional colours, and thus adequately
represents the British Arctic Territory. That's as much as there is to say
about the flag at the moment.
Clay Moss 1 April 2024
Obverse and reverse:
images
by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2024
After a year's worth of deliberation, the BAT has made the decision to step
out into the world of independence. On May 1, of this year, we will officially
become a mock independent nation. That means that the life of the territory,
lasted 30 years, and 30 days. It was a fun ride!
Aesthetically, very
little will change. Our nation will still be named the British Arctic Territory,
as we saw no particular need to change our name, any more than Fiji, Jamaica, or
Nigeria, saw it necessary to change their names.
How our nation will
ultimately look, will be for the future to tell. Immediately, though, our
government is very straightforward. As we are a very small nation, only a couple
hundred plus in number, our government will consist of literally everyone 12
years of age, and older. Our governing body will be called the National Council,
and will meet the first day of each an annual season. There will be no political
parties.
So, after May 1 of this year, our National Council will convene
on June 20. That will be the day when the BAT begins to hammer out what
"government" will look like. The only public sentiment I've gathered to this
point is, that government will be exceedingly small, with very few
responsibilities. And it's top priority; stay out of people's business.
We will be an associate member of the Commonwealth Foundation, but no other
international organization. Internationally, we will keep our cooperative
relationships with our closest neighbors, particularly the United States. Then,
of course, we will keep a very close relationship with our former territory,
Australia.
Where our flags, vexillology, and heraldry is concerned, our
full array of ensigns, flags, and emblems, having served the territory well,
will continue to serve the nation. This is really no different, than the
transitions, Australia, and New Zealand, for example, made with many of their
traditional colonial flags.
As per last year's decision, the BAT White ensign
will serve as the national flag. The sky blue, white, and dark blue, horizontal
tri-bar attached, was given consideration as the new national flag. However, the
citizenry made it clear that they wanted to stay with our old array of flags,
and so the proposed tri-bar, will now become an alternate jack on BAT ocean
going vessels. And, as our tradition has always allowed, you might see the
tri-bar flying on private homes here, or there.
One good piece of news for a
retired BAT flag.
Due to some ongoing venue dispute, The Italian Olympic
Committee, has contacted the BAT Olympic Committee, and asked us to host the
snowball fighting events here in Alert, during the 2026 Winter Olympics. So, our
ALERT 2026 flag, is now active again. You can see that flag on FOTW.
We
have always been advocates for sporting events that would be truly fitting of
winter, and no event would serve that purpose better than snowball fighting.
There will be two basic snowball fighting competitions. The first will be your
standard "throw snowballs at each other" competition, while "Snowball" will be
introduced in 2026. "Snowball" will be akin to Paintball, with the rules to be
settled upon in the near future.
Both competitions will only last the
first couple of days of the 2026 Winter Olympics, as many of the Alert
participants will likely be serving their nation in other events. All Olympians
participating in an Alert, will be flown back down to Italy.
Oh. And
another unusual caveat. When the dates of the snowball competitions are finally
hammered out, the BAT, having wanted to host the Olympics as a territory, will
become, again, the British colonial BAT for those two days. That way, the UK can
actually say that they hosted a winter Olympics.
Clay Moss, 1
April 2025